i just weighed myself.
big mistake. the only time i want to see those digits is on a check, payable to moi.
good thing one of my new hobbies is going to the gym. yeah, i went last night, instead of watching L&O or playing a puzzle game on my ps vita. little did i know, that while i was doing squats and stretching, everyone behind me could see my fucking UNDERWEAR. because i didn’t notice before i put them on that big dog A had chewed a nice doily pattern through the crotch.
in any case, i did a shopping trip today, finally. i emailed myself my old low carb grocery list and went to town. if all works as before, i can lose at least 15 of these nuisances in a month or two. last year i did the same. in one month, i lost 12 lbs. or 16. i can’t remember. all i remember is looking fucking fantastic in an itty-bitty bikini.
a friend of mine told me that “people” said they thought i was anorexic back in february of this year, when i did this diet again before a trip to the Playboy mansion. she told me, i look much healthier now…
yeah, if i want to be served up at thanksgiving dinner.